Conversation between Doctor and Patient

Dialogue Writing Between Doctor and Patient

Conversation Between Doctor and Patient in English

Funny Conversation Between Doctor and Patient in English

Patient: I always see spots before my eyes.
Doctor: Didn’t the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, now I see the spots much clearer.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor.. Please help me.I think I’m invisible.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I cant see you now!!

Doctor: Liquor is a slow poison for you.
Patient: It’s all-right. I’m not in a hurry.1

Doctor: What happened to you ?

Patient: I am going to die in a minute.
Doctor: wait, I am coming with in five minutes.

Patient: What is the cost of plastic surgery?
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$.
Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic?

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees.

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday

Patient: Doctor, What Does The X-Ray Of My Head Show?
Doctor: Absolutely Nothing!

Doctor: Don’t worry your health is fine. You’ll live to be ninety.
Patient: But, doctor, I already ninety years old right now.
Doctor: See, what did I tell you.

Patient: Doctor Doctor.. I see stars before my eyes
Doctor: Have you ever seen a doctor before?????????????
Patient: No.. Just Stars!!!!!!! 😀

Patient: It’s been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.
Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?
Patient: I sure did – the bottle said ‘keep tightly closed. (Source)

Conversation Between Doctor and Patient about Stomach Ache

Doctor: You don’t look so good.
Patient: I have a major stomachache
Doctor: Did you eat something strange?
Patient: I had spaghetti with clam sauce for lunch.
Doctor: Maybe you have food poisoning.
Patient: Yes, that could have been it, but I haven’t been feeling that great for the past few days.
Doctor: Are you under a lot of stress?
Patient: Not really. Things have been going OK.
Doctor: Maybe you have a touch of the flu.
Patient: I think that I might be getting the flu.

Dialogue Between Doctor and Patient on Eye Donation

Patient: Good morning Doctor!

Doctor: Good morning! Have a sit?

Patient: I am here to dicuss with you about Eye Donation.

Doctor: Ohh well, Tell me what do you want to know about eye donation?

Patient: How to donate eye?.

Doctor: Just go to your local/regional/national donor registry office. Register with Completing a donor card, or register with , in order to freely decide which organs or tissues you would like to donate after your death.

Doctor: But, Make sure to inform your family of this decision. Light up the world even after your death – say YES to eye donation..

Patient: Thank you, doctor.